i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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