you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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