Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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