dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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