OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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