did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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