Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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