There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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