Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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