The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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