I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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