If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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