i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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