Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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