I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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