The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
another moral hangover. fuck.
you win again, gameday.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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