It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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