she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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