AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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