I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
