There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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