when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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