He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
tell me about the fingering
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