...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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