i permit you to call me
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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