North Korea, Best Korea!
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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