Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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