i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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