Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Blood and glitter go together right?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
