Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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