Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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