I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We have started to decorate penises.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
