i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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