I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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