I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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