Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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