I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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