I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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