I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
