I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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