that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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