Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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