i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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