Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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