Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We had to coat check the pizza.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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