What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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