i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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