fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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