do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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