i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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