It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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